And the death train keeps right on rollin'.

Billy Mays.
BILLY GODDAMN MAYS.

When Dad told me this after noon, I unleashed a loud WAT in disbelief. "Come on," I thought, "This has to be like that Jeff Goldblum rumor."

But no. It's true. Most likely cause is brain aneurysm, I think, since he got hit in the head during a rough plane landing and didn't report feeling ill until days later.

Although the real answer is this: [link]